The Gods Are All Merciful

They have heard my pleas and have rewarded me with happy news! I WILL graduate in May instead of December ‘06! Glory be to all that is sacred!

I will send out more information in the next few days with dates and all that. I will officially be a Washington State Cougar! And finally have my BA! At last…sweet victory.

There will be festivities here in NC as well as in Seattle/Spokane. I’ll work out the logistics soon and let you know.

What’s the next exciting adventure for me, gentle reader?

Once I graduate I hope to work on an archaeological dig in Menorca and one in Pompeii. Both are funding and qualification dependent. I will apply but will wait for acceptance. Keep your fingers crossed and other parts too! ;)

I am also applying to UCLA for a Fall ‘06 Classics certificate program. Since I have a less than consistent undergrad academic record, I decided to strengthen my academic portfolio and take the certificate program. I get language intensives (Latin and Greek), opportunites for more senior level history and religion courses, as well as a chance to work with humans face-to-face who can write me glowing recommendations for grad school. All in the beauty of Los Angeles, my true home. Nice!

As with everything, I have to apply and hope the gods continue to favor me. I will always keep you , gentle reader, up to date on the latest developments.

Best regards till next time!

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I’m Perfect!

Yes, gentle reader, I have acheived four-point-o-dom! I just got my grades. I’m stunned and elated and relieved! I have been added to the President’s List for this semester and hope to Hecate that I will benefit from 4.0 status by a nice acceptance letter from UCLA and my future grad school.

Wish me good fortune, gentle reader!

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Bizarre Natural Phenomenon

So, I was just chillin’ at work and all of a sudden I thought we were having one of those mild California earthquakes. (You know, the little 3.0 baby quakes that do nothing more than make people think they’re experiencing vertigo or that they may still be hungover even after the seventeen glasses of ice-cold Coke.)

Then I was jolted back to reality when I remembered that I’m not in California anymore, Toto. WTF? And then there was a disturbing sound much like that of a large truck smooshing into another large truck. Definitely not an earthquake. (Personally, I thought there was someone on the roof, like maybe, Santa or something and that the sound was the sonic booms from Santa’s bitchin’ new jet that he uses since he dumped the stanky reindeer.)

Anyhoo, I trolled around the local news outlets and found out that I wasn’t hallucinating, having a flashback or experiencing a profoundly painful hangover. Here’s the story from the local TV news.

Big Boom Shakes Houses Along the Coast
Dec 21, 2005, 10:37 AM EST

DECEMBER 21, 2005 — What’s being described as a big boom shook houses along the coast late Tuesday afternoon. Phone calls started pouring into the WECT newsroom shortly after 4:00, with people questioning what the noise was.

The boom could be felt from Ogden to Carolina Beach and in some cases Brunswick County. Some people described it as a loud bang. Others say it was like several explosions. They say their windows rattled and homes shook under the force.

WECT called 911 centers around the area. There were no reports of any accidents or damage in relation to the bangs. Officials at the nuclear power plant didn’t report any problems either. Right now, authorities are just not sure what caused the noise.

One theory is a natural phenomena called Seneca Guns. It’s never been fully explained but people along the coast have talked about it for centuries. Some say the sound originates when chunks of the continental shelf drop into the Atlantic Ocean.

It doesn’t just happen along the coast. In fact, the name comes from Seneca Lake in New York where the big booms have been heard for years.

Five years ago, the Seneca Guns fired here. A scientist from UNCW said the rumbling came from the ocean, and there were various theories but no rock solid explanation. He said there was nothing to worry about. It was just noise. No one was hurt then and no damage was recorded.

Some other theories to explain Tuesday afternoon’s boom are methane gas exploding on the ocean floor, an atmospheric event or a sonic boom. WECT also received several calls about jets racing through the sky. Local military officials wouldn’t comment.

Imagine that! The Seneca Guns all the way down here in North Cakalacky! Wonders never cease! I needed more info so I found this story too…

The Mysterious Booms on the North Carolina Coast

Ka-razee place I live in. Ka-razee.

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Overheard At Work

affeedavis
“We need an affeedavis saying what happened in the accident”.
(affidavit)

lacksissdaisy
“You are being really lackissdaisy about paying your account.”
(lackadaisical)

in the rears
“Your account is 90 days in the rears”.
(arrears)

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Say Hallelujah! The Semester Is Over!

Today, children, I am here to tell you about the words of the saviour, the words of salvation for all sinners, term project procrastinators and miscreants. Yes, my children, I speak words of great healing, a balm for students the world over! Yessssssssssss! Sisters and brothers! SaaaaaAY it with me - final exams are over! Sisters and brothers down on your knees to pray! Athena Minerva, by your blessed mercy, you have delivered us from the jaws of the unexcused drop! We thank you and promise to sacrifice one used textbook today on the altar of education. Hallelujah!

Yes! The long longed for date of fall semester has come! Yay!

Now, gentle reader, expect more regular updates. I apologize for the long radio silence and static but, dang! I’m an overachiever and had to bust my beautiful ass in the quest for the four point oh. (PLease oh please oh please oh please)

I’ll let you know how it goes. Grades should be coming out around the 20th.

Now that I have plenty of slack time I am going to watch some DVDs and might actually go out to see a few movies too. Woo hoo! Look at me go! I’m a party animal!

I’ll be back tomorrow with another exciting episode in the LIFE OF B!

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